Aporte de David Perez desde Rio de Janeiro - Brasil.

Clase de Inglés a lo colombiano:

I didn't understand potato = No entendí ni papa

To the hair! = Al pelo !

It misses me spider = Me extraña, araña

What happened, broken-legged indian = Qué pasó, indio pati-rajao

I am unpatched = Estoy desparchado

That guy falls me fat = Ese tipo me cae gordo

My friends are very ticket = Mis amigos son muy boleta

They want to pass me by the cookie = Me quieren pasar por la galleta

I'm to camel = Estoy camellando

This bar is until the tits = Este bar está hasta las tetas

What a wet cat! = Qué mojigato!

Today I ate overbelly with bonus bread = Hoy comí sobrebarriga con pandebonos

Batteries... the police..! = Pilas !!... la policía...!

They took a shit from the laughter = Se cagaron de la risa

Don't be so waterparty = No seas tan aguafiestas

Your singing wing costs me egg = Tu cantaleta me vale huevo

We have to be fly, crazy = Hay que estár mosca, loco

I didn't fall in the count = No caí en cuenta

Are you drinking my hair? = Me estás tomando del pelo?

The fat lady went Rambo = Se armó la gorda

Frying pan chinese, the cow bit you = Paila chino, lo mordio la vaca

She stayed with the curlies done = Se quedó con los crespos hechos

I got pigskinated = Me enchicharronaron

She's a technology hit and run = La atropella la tecnologia

There you are painted = Ahí estás pintado

Too many catfish in this skewered beef = Demasiados bagres en este chuzo

I have an edge = Tengo un filo

It touched me go to leg = Me tocó irme a pata